IT 2 Club

2006-07-02T21:59:00.000Z

TANGO Balls Commercial (no, it's not the Sony Bravia Spot)

just brilliant

the wheels on the bus go round and round...

2005-05-13T07:50:00.000Z

BUSES!!!! One of mans greatest inventions??? well no...

the problem with buses is that the ppl that uses them are usually school children and weirdos!!!

Every time i go out in the evening, i am greeted by an old person at the bus stop and they insist on talking 2 me!!! "ohh there hasn't been a bus for half an hour" or "it's cold ain't it, arn't u cold" or my favorite "your a nice young man"...LEAVE ME ALONE is the phrase that rolls around my head but i nod my head and say "yeah"

Then when u finally get on the death trap we call a bus, u have 2 fear 4 your life as 400 pikies get on the bus!!! The other day 400 pikies got on and there DOG!!! which was a staff bull which makes it even worse, as when i was young i saw a staff rip the head off a yorkshire terrier!!! LOVELY

Then when u get upstairs u r greeted by pikey girls with there mobile phones (which they have prob just stole) and they play britney fucking spears through thier mobile. Britney is bad enough, but when it is played through a mobile speaker it is made even worse! It crackles every millisecond, as britney hits her ear piercing screeching note, which i hear pikies call music

Then don't get me started on the drunks!!! Once a man sat next 2 me, and stunk 2 the high heavens of beer, fags and sick! I was gagging he smelt so bad! Then a car pulled out in front of the bus and the bus braked sharply! Me and anthony where siting in the back downstairs with our feet up on the seat in front, every1 but us flew forward, including the drunk, he fell out of his seat and actually rolled down the aisle! A boy in front flew forward and hit the pole in front, so he decided it would b wise 2 shout at the driver and punch the box the driver sits in...yes wise move, i'm sure the driver was in great pain after u hit plastic!

Only last week i was on the 229, it stopped and let erith kids on, but 1 kid decied not 2 pay, the driver shouted "oi!! come back here u fat shit" then he switched off the engine and told the erith kids 2 get off, they decided 2 get off and get on the bus behind, but as they got off they said, "oi driver, y don't u get a kebab, u fat bastard"... so what did the driver do, well he picked up his money box and ran after the erith kids!!! I stood up 2 look of course! the driver was punching one kid with 1 hand, while the other was holding on 2 his money box, then the erith kids made a circle around him and started kicking him and this driver went MAD!!! and started screaming and running round in circles trying 2 punch every kid!!! FUCKING MADNESS! i feel sorry 4 the driver a bit, but come on u can't punch kids even if they r little shits!

Today i went upstairs with anthony, within 5 mins i turned around 2 realise we were the only ppl upstairs! 2 ppl on the top deck, do we smell or sumthing? i'm off 2 have a bath

Mark xxx

Maria's talk

2005-04-11T08:10:00.000Z

I no this is a catholic school but REALLY!!!!!

When we came back we had a 20min assembly about the pope, which was expected. What i didn't expect was Maria 2 go 2 say the pope went skiing and swimming?!?

Then she continued 2 say that you can compare the pope 2 taking an exam?!? WTF!!! NO U CAN'T!!!
HEAD OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH Vs TAKING AN EXAM??????

WHERE IS THE LINK!!!!!!!!! sorry I just don't get that woman!!!!

Mark xx

Work is secure!

2005-03-23T11:29:00.000Z

It's that time again when we panic whether our work is secure. We just went on an adventure to find a hole punch, we went to jeeva's room, the libary without ne luck. We stapled our work and it is secure

But when we came back to Brian's room WE FOUND THE HOLE PUNCH aka punch hole

We went on a treck for no reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well after that terrifing experience i think it is time 4 a break, so have a good easter

What well u do without us. Pretty well i guess seeing as no 1 reads this shit ne more

Mark, chris and Hayley xxx

Bollocks 2 write about

2005-03-14T13:55:00.000Z

NOTHING in the slightiest has happened over the 2 week in IT. all we have been doing is work!!!!!

So Bollocks bollocks bollocks aka ,testicles, balls etc .

you ask 4 snow, by god we got it

2005-02-25T09:00:00.000Z

After the disapointment of thursady, when the weather ppl said it would be the worst day for snow! The only snow we got was snow in a fancy dress costume, half snow half rain

Then all of a sudden BOOM! The weatherman said it was going 2 be a sunny day! what the fuck, it hasn't stopped snow all day, last night 2 it came down heavy, it is now at 9.05am still coming down as heavy

ST LUKES LET US GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were looking from our IT2 window and we saw James with his class (inc anthony) having a snow ball fight, Brian said we can go out. So we had 15min of fun throwing snow balls, Anthony boasted no one has got him yet, so i creept up behind him and threw one right in his face, hehe!!!

I feel over, twice!!!! but was ok, as while on the floor i pick as much snow up as possible and threw it right in Joe Gaygons face, he was covered, hehe!!!!

All of us r exasted, espically me and hayley with our breathing problems!

It's been a great day 2dy, and i have a driving lesson, IN THE SNOW!!!! dear god help me!!!!

Luv u all, Mark

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!

2005-02-22T14:53:00.000Z

Hay, like every1 I was very happy to see the snow on the ground today, shame I couldn't enjoy it after my shitty day

Well ne way, there was a talk 2dy about how snow can b used as a dangerous weapon, BLAIR what the hell r u doing in Iraq searching for Weapons of mass detruction when theres snow on the floor!!!!!!

I also learnt that snow turns to ice and ice is slippery, well der Kevin (deputy head)He stood up in the refectory and I as most ppl thought he was going to say go home but NOOOOO!!!! Damm u!!!!!

It's unbelivable how white stuff that falls from the sky and bring so much joy??? espically when it's SO COLD!!!

Amy I hope your happy, I walk through a blizzard 4 u, hehe.

So Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!

Luv Mark, xxx

Ohhh that old Mac he is back...

2005-02-21T08:45:00.000Z

Well if I could walk 500 miles then I would walk 500 more, because to be a man that walk a 1000 mile to your door.....

Well we r offically back in bussiness, What have you lot done with yourself for a week!!!

What have we done, ohh thanks for asking

Well Marky has partied his socks off all week, Chris enjoyed himself at Laura's B'day partaaa! And I think the week was well needed
:-> Only 4 weeks til easter!!!!

Well loyal readers keep a look out 4 new posts as we r back in town

Lots of luv,
Mark....

Half Term

2005-02-11T09:18:00.000Z

Half Term is upon us and we will be away for a week

don't worry loyal readers we will return!

Now we are going off to get PISSED!

Lots of Love

Mark & Chris & Hayley

I'M BACK BABY!!!!

2005-02-09T19:30:00.000Z

From Joey's famous line in "friends" when he's back on the box 2 u @ no extra cost! This site is just great value for money. NOTHING.

My God it's a free website! The craziness, the things u get 2 read at NO COST

Well if I charged £1. a time to view the blog looking at the hit counter
er emm that’s like (1 X 182) that’s er well £182!!!!!!!

My God I’m rich!!!! £182, oh wait I haven't charged :-(

I want my £182.00!!!

Well feel free to make a donation, make cheques payable to Mark Charge, and if you make them payable to Chris White I will personally come down on your arse and you will be slapped in to next week!!!

Well now I’ve had my rant for the day, this is what happened today; we all seemed to skip enrichment and enriched our lives by drinking coffee.

Luv u loads loyal readers
Mark xxxxx

Mark is still missing?

2005-02-03T09:03:00.000Z

Our funniest member of IT2 Club is still missing. We have established that he is sick through recent comments.

We are missing you mark, come back soon!

IT2 isnt the same as it used to be, i mean im winning all the games with no one here, to thrash my high score!

Hayley could, but all she does is play Hit the Fan which she is pretty good @ now.

So we went up London on Wednesday which I must say was a waste of our time. The robot lecture was a load of shite. I mean there was a bunch of primary school kids.

Well apart from that we got our milkshakes. the best milkshakes in London from Charing Cross.

That made me late for my Chemistry Club and I was hosting it this week. By the time we arrived at the broadway and were on the bus, the others had got to my road and decided to invade someones house.

Well thats all I have to say for now.

Chris

Where is Mark?

2005-02-02T11:19:00.000Z

Unfortuneatly Mark cannot be with us today. Where is he?

In other news we have to go to some crappy trip up london.
And wast £6, wot a rip off.

Have Fun
Chris

100

2005-02-01T17:52:00.000Z

Thank you IT2 readers for our hit counter is now at 100!!!!

Keep reading so we may achieve 200, maybe even 1000, or even 1,000,000!!!!!!!!!

Well maybe I’m being a little optimistic

Weekend fun (by Mark)

2005-01-23T13:25:00.000Z

I'm doing IT2 work now after having only 2 hours sleep, well what can u say when Leanne is the "hostess with the mostess"

To be honest i didn't get 2 drunk, (unlike Anthony and his VODKA hee hee!!!!) My adventures over the weekend were interesting, we walked around Barnehurst and me being the fairly sober person I was holding up 3 other ppl!

Photo's will no doubt circulate the college soon, so i better get on the multimedia, I've done 35 slides so far, and Chris has made a fancy picture (well done Chris). Hayley's is brilliant keep going prove Brain wrong when he said u can't do many slides on "being different"

Lots of luv ppl
Mark

Nursery Rhyme Fun in IT

2005-01-17T14:27:00.000Z

Hello IT2 Club Readers

We have a new song for you guys and gals to learn

Old mcdonald had a farm eieio and on that he had a [enter name here] eieio with a knobhead here and a knob head there, here a knob there a knob everywhere a knobby knob!!!

From the Fugitive
aka dumb brunette

FALLEN ANGEL

2005-01-12T19:03:00.000Z

Unfortunately Hayley has quit IT2 Club, very very sad news, apparently she thought the topics we talk about were not intelligent enough and she has decided 2 call it a day.

Hayley we could always change the topic from staples and hole-punches, maybe 2 sumthing like plastic wallets or pritt stick??? WORK HAS 2 B SECURE U KNOW!!!

Please reconsider Hayley IT2 club needs u! U bring the feminine aspect 2 IT2, well actually we have Chris, BUT STILL, we need u!!!

COME BACK HAYLEY WE LUV YA!!!

New Beginnings

2005-01-10T14:19:00.000Z

Thanks for the title liam. Its quite fitting for the situation.
We have now moved to BRIAN's ROOM. Don't worry loyal IT2 reader we will still bring you up to date news and events of the wonderful lesson that is IT!

Thank you Laura for the late arrival of the holepunch. I used it today and unit one is now held together in a secure manner. Although Jeeva called it a punch-hole today????

C ya soon!!!

Mark and Chris

Hayley is to busy, she is saving the world!!! U GO GIRL!!!

BIG NEWS

2005-01-07T08:56:00.000Z

The biggest thing just happened, a co-writer (Hayley) TOOK THE LAST STAPLE!!!!

Without a second thought to how this may affect Me and Chris

SHAME HAYLEY PURE SHAME!

If thats not bad enough Laura Cullen took the HOLEPUNCH!!!! So now our exam is free to move around and is not in a secure manner!

Mark...

Back @ College

2005-01-05T11:05:00.000Z

Well, we are back now after a wonderful 2004.

We were welcomed back to college by our beirre wearing principle. She asked us at 8.20AM whether we were refreshed!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT FUCKING TWENTY, NO I AM NOT. I could bearly walk or string a sentence together let alone be refreshed.

We are now in IT2 @ the moment and have found out that we have no exams. YEAHHHHH

Well until next time, have a happy 2005.

Mark and Chris

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2005-01-03T19:15:00.000Z

Happy new year from IT2 Club

Weekend Review (by Mark)

2004-12-19T18:46:00.000Z

Hi to all the loyal readers of IT2 club, (so that me and Chris then!!!)

I thought I’d post something as bored and I have done something 2dy which involves IT

I FINISH MY COURSEWORK (Wahhhoooooo 4 me!!)

The question of interest though is,
"Has ray and Chris pulled there finger out of there arse and done the work????"

I would be very funny if they haven't but the reality is that they probably have
:-(

I can still live in hope so I may laugh at them, for all the bullshit they give me everyday on how they can do the equivalent of 4 weeks work in a week!

Only 2 days to go till we break up, what will our loyal readers do 4 2 whole weeks while we are off on our Xmas break??? (I'm sure me and Chris will survive!!!)

Well goodbye 4 now, I’m sure there will b another post b4 we break up,

Lots of Love
Mark

Friday Feeling

2004-12-17T08:37:00.000Z

Today in IT 2 Club, not much is happening, we have a fugitive in our lesson. We have decided to do some work, which is strange becasue we hardly do any work. We have a deadline on monday and no one has finished.

Conversations to Chris

Hayley: Fuck Off!
Mark: Piss Off u Tart!, Publish it u Tart!
Emma: I agree with Both and your a pleb!

Lots of Love

Chris

THE FIRST OF MANY!

2004-12-16T17:40:00.000Z

A day to remember, many remember where they were when kennedy was assasinated, but now this day has come

PUT IT IN YOUR DIARY, as IT 2 CLUB has arrived

The coolest lesson of them all, Jeeva is looking and so must go!!!

We'll B BACK SOON, the suspense will kill u i'm sure

Mark, Chris and Hayley

Who I Hate (by Hayley)

2004-12-16T10:26:00.000Z

I HATE THAT FUCKIN TECHNICIAN "ALEX", HE HAS NO RITE TO COME UP TO ME AND ACCUSE ME OF DOWN LOADING WEN THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF ME DOIN ANY SUCH THING. I'VE HAD TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD TWICE COZ HIS COMPUTER IS FUCKED UP.

I HAV WITNESSES TO SAY THAT I HAV NOT DOWNLOADED THINGS. ITS EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE (APART FROM MY WITNESSES) WHICH HAV BEEN FUCKIN DOWN LOADIN.

TWICE HES ACCUSSED ME AND THE THIRD TIME IM GETTING MY TUTOR INVOLVED AND THE HEAD OF ST TERESA (EDITH STIEN)INVOLVED, AND GETTIN DOWN TO THE REASON THIS SEEMS TO JUST B HAPPENING TO ME.

Merry Christmas to All

2004-12-16T10:05:00.000Z

Have a Merry Christmas from the IT 2 Club